Question of the Month

Would a Neurotic owl say, “Why, Why”?

Taken from the book “Do Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers?” by Robert Bimler

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If your last name is Gitrunfree, do NOT name your son Byron.  His name would then be Byron Gitrunfree! (Buy one get one free!)

Taken from the book “Name Calling” by Robert Bimler