Question of the Month

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine but fully recovered?

Taken from the book “Do Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers?” by Robert Bimler

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If your last name is Produkshun, do NOT name your son Theodore.  His name would then be Theodore Produkshun! (Theater Production!)

Taken from the book “Name Calling” by Robert Bimler