Question of the Month

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Taken from the book “Do Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers?” by Robert Bimler

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If your last name is Daway, do NOT name your daughter Faye.  Her name would then be Faye Daway! (Fade Away!)

Taken from the book “Name Calling” by Robert Bimler